It has come to my attention that nobody but the filthiest nerds tend to give thanks for the Internet on Thanksgiving. Last year I would have agreed, but this year it's totally unacceptable. We now have very useful question and answer websites such as HOTQA and Dmt123 to answer all of our pregnancy and health-related questions for us, and if they aren't worthy of thanks this year I don't know what is. Let us now gaze upon several dozen screenshots and give computer-thanks the only way I know how: with many turkey-related animated .gifs.
"Happy Holidays from Something Awful"
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