XXXChurch and I Hate Men
I want to receive God's huge load.
A mountain of posts is too much for one man.
Stop masturbating and install Linux. That'll solve all your problems!
Masturbation is a natural part of life! And uhm... so is spying on your best friend having sex with his girlfriend. There's nothing to be ashamed of... I think.
But I need my hand for tugging on my pecker!
Listen, God hasn't stopped loving me and I haven't stopped loving jerking off. Everybody is a winner here.