Incest Taboo
When I think of incest, I think of that episode of The X-Files where Mulder and Scully had to battle it out with that inbred family that kept their mother chained up to a cart under the bed. I think of how cool it was to see Mulder navigate the labyrinth of cleverly placed traps inside of their creepy old house. When I stumbled upon Incest Taboo, I had in mind this forum where a bunch of 7 foot tall mutants discussed trap-making and fantastic ways of evading the local cops, but all the words were grunts because they're fucking inbred and their shit doesn't work right. Instead, what I got was true horror, the "love" aspect of incest. There were no discussions of building a killer army of lumbering monsters with genetic disorders, no, it was instead post after post of "take a look at this picture I took of my dick in my mom's mouth lol." Anyways, take a gander at the worst of the worst while I go and claw my eyes out.
You know, we're just a family that's really open with each other about our sexuality. Really open.
Try asking your husband about putting a stop to it when your son isn't right in the middle of gagging on his cock.
Dude, too many words, none of which are about you having sex with a family member. Boner is now lost!
Their feet are also where their hands should be but they're perfectly normal!
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