"Okay here's the deal. You come in here and ask us to help you with your homework and we'll proceed to rape you while you cry out in agony. The crying is essential. Alright go!"
The first time the word "moral" has ever entered your mind.
And then one day, those children of mine will be mine. The cycle continues!
Any sentence that starts with "you might say I'm a bigot or a racist..." is probably not going to help the cause.
PYF Awkward, Ugly, Nerdy and Gross: My Little Signature Fedora Edition
Tell me about living alone vs. living with roommates.
Jacques Pepin appreciation station
Seagate Expansion 4 TB 3.0 USB Desktop External Hard Drive $149.99
[Recruiting] Fallout: Tennessee, the Blood Opry
Oral sex and oral herpes. What's the risk of M-F transmission?
Stop watching after Phil Hartman leaves: NewsRadio Complete Set - $32
US Army: Getting your jaw blown off is a good deal, move on with your life!
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