When you get a letter that starts "Dear Friends, My wife is very fat." you should read it IMMEDIATELY.
"foster," no! Don't talk like that, you're scaring me!
INDIA HAS THE ATOMIC BOMB and it comes in the form of "Arinvindran's" monster slams!
If "Teen Wolf" took place in the modern day this is probably exactly what would happen, he'd stay inside and ask the Internet to diagnose him.
Hee hee, little afro nipples.