MedHelp
I know this is a troll but I want to believe...

You sure know how to pick 'em, cowboy.

That doesn't sound too bad. It could be like a scavenger hunt every time he tries to have sex.

I'm lazy so insert a Robin Williams reference here.

Beat him. Hard.

I think it could lead to a lack of blood flow to the brain and you'll end up making stupid posts like this on the Internet.

