It is a story handed down by tribal elders to their sons for millennia upon millennia, through harsh winters and fruitful summers, through severe droughts and unrelenting rains. Now it is "aruiz_ampronix's" duty to pass it on so that our children may retell the myth of vagina surgery for all time.
I'm really glad to see that question has been resolved.
Hey, don't knock it. (By this I mean "blc569's" door.)
This whole question / answer system is pretty shitty but when it works it works really well.