You may place a soldier before a cannon's mouth in battle, and fire upon him--and he will still hope. But read to that same soldier his death-sentence, and he will either go mad or burst into tears. Who dares to say that any man can suffer this without going mad?
No man should be treated so, no man, no man!


– Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz

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