IT IS YOU'RE NOT YOUR. YOU TWIT.
Oh wow I just realized that the twit wit was because of "twitter" and you took "twit" from "twitter" and made that little joke.
Well played you big dummy.
P.S. Twitter is dumb.
P.S.S. Yeah I know it is a little late to write this but it is the Daily Dirt. WHO CARES!?
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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