IT IS YOU'RE NOT YOUR. YOU TWIT.
Oh wow I just realized that the twit wit was because of "twitter" and you took "twit" from "twitter" and made that little joke.
Well played you big dummy.
P.S. Twitter is dumb.
P.S.S. Yeah I know it is a little late to write this but it is the Daily Dirt. WHO CARES!?
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