IT IS YOU'RE NOT YOUR. YOU TWIT.
Oh wow I just realized that the twit wit was because of "twitter" and you took "twit" from "twitter" and made that little joke.
Well played you big dummy.
P.S. Twitter is dumb.
P.S.S. Yeah I know it is a little late to write this but it is the Daily Dirt. WHO CARES!?
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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