I'm not exactly sure what's going on in today's update. I haven't even seen Star Trek in years. But it gave me an excuse to watch that episode again on YouTube, so I guess every nerdy article comes with a nerdy silver lining.
Blogs are useless and not worth reading. Except some of them are. Here are two I really like:
We've been together six years today. That's about 30% of my life. Whoa.
And you can't come. I'll be gone for two weeks and it should be really fun. The trip there is over 24 hours including a 13 hour layover in Korea. That should be less fun.
I'm hoping to get my next article ready before I leave, but if by chance I don't...well, see you in the new year.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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