I'm not exactly sure what's going on in today's update. I haven't even seen Star Trek in years. But it gave me an excuse to watch that episode again on YouTube, so I guess every nerdy article comes with a nerdy silver lining.
Blogs are useless and not worth reading. Except some of them are. Here are two I really like:
We've been together six years today. That's about 30% of my life. Whoa.
And you can't come. I'll be gone for two weeks and it should be really fun. The trip there is over 24 hours including a 13 hour layover in Korea. That should be less fun.
I'm hoping to get my next article ready before I leave, but if by chance I don't...well, see you in the new year.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
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