There are big parts of trees falling all over the place and they have taught me the feeling of danger. There's nothing like waking up to half of a broken tree leaning on powerlines right above your driveway to make you feel like a little old lady.
Hey, if you've ever sent me links for Weekend Web, thank you. I don't want to know how you guys find some of these weird-ass places, but I appreciate it. Without all your help I would have faked my own death sometime around week 2.
Livestock dressed like a baby wearing a sash on New Year's Eve and still hasn't changed back into his regular clothes.
2006 January 3
Hoganrise Over Mount Rushmore
Explanation: Beats the hell out of me.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
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