There are big parts of trees falling all over the place and they have taught me the feeling of danger. There's nothing like waking up to half of a broken tree leaning on powerlines right above your driveway to make you feel like a little old lady.
Hey, if you've ever sent me links for Weekend Web, thank you. I don't want to know how you guys find some of these weird-ass places, but I appreciate it. Without all your help I would have faked my own death sometime around week 2.
Livestock dressed like a baby wearing a sash on New Year's Eve and still hasn't changed back into his regular clothes.
2006 January 3
Hoganrise Over Mount Rushmore
Explanation: Beats the hell out of me.
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
Transgressive author Chuck Palahniuk is here to help with tips and tricks to hacking your life.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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