THIS ONE GOES OUT TO MY BOYS WHO GOT RAINED ON IN THA 2-0-9 AREA CODE
~~~DONT LET A BRANCH FALL ON YA CAR SON~~~

Tree Watch 2K6


There are big parts of trees falling all over the place and they have taught me the feeling of danger. There's nothing like waking up to half of a broken tree leaning on powerlines right above your driveway to make you feel like a little old lady.

Weekend Web 2K6


Hey, if you've ever sent me links for Weekend Web, thank you. I don't want to know how you guys find some of these weird-ass places, but I appreciate it. Without all your help I would have faked my own death sometime around week 2.

Allegation


Livestock dressed like a baby wearing a sash on New Year's Eve and still hasn't changed back into his regular clothes.

Astronomical Photograph of the Day


2006 January 3

Hoganrise Over Mount Rushmore
Credit: Fishblades

Explanation:
Beats the hell out of me.

– Johnny "Doc Evil" Titanium (@fart)

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