There are big parts of trees falling all over the place and they have taught me the feeling of danger. There's nothing like waking up to half of a broken tree leaning on powerlines right above your driveway to make you feel like a little old lady.
Hey, if you've ever sent me links for Weekend Web, thank you. I don't want to know how you guys find some of these weird-ass places, but I appreciate it. Without all your help I would have faked my own death sometime around week 2.
Livestock dressed like a baby wearing a sash on New Year's Eve and still hasn't changed back into his regular clothes.
2006 January 3
Hoganrise Over Mount Rushmore
Explanation: Beats the hell out of me.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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