Was kind of like Livestock's Clownportal articles in that it was a silly idea I've had for a while that I wanted to try out. I don't know if it came out as well as clownportal did but it was fun to write so whatever! Also I got to draw a giant crab robot!
Thanks to SA Forums member "Zima" for the logo at the top of the update.
I got my fourth Pregame Wrapup done this week and I have to say I'm really happy with how things are turning out. I made a huge mistake (saying the Phillies were part of the NL Central Division) and the feedback was still overwhelmingly positive. Thanks to everyone who's been writing in, I always try to respond to emails.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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