Was kind of like Livestock's Clownportal articles in that it was a silly idea I've had for a while that I wanted to try out. I don't know if it came out as well as clownportal did but it was fun to write so whatever! Also I got to draw a giant crab robot!
Thanks to SA Forums member "Zima" for the logo at the top of the update.
I got my fourth Pregame Wrapup done this week and I have to say I'm really happy with how things are turning out. I made a huge mistake (saying the Phillies were part of the NL Central Division) and the feedback was still overwhelmingly positive. Thanks to everyone who's been writing in, I always try to respond to emails.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
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