Regular blogging is stupid and "microblogging" is worse but whenever I'm stuck in traffic or bored at work or whatever I take it upon myself to save whatever I'm thinking of at the time on my twitter page. Please use your RSS podcast social network to make your computer go wild whenever I post a new update on it. THANKS BYE.
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Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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