Regular blogging is stupid and "microblogging" is worse but whenever I'm stuck in traffic or bored at work or whatever I take it upon myself to save whatever I'm thinking of at the time on my twitter page. Please use your RSS podcast social network to make your computer go wild whenever I post a new update on it. THANKS BYE.
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One roommate's art-fueled movement goes terribly wrong.
Emma Stone was the most paranoid person I had ever met. In private she wore a full suit of medieval armor at all times, visor down.
The Daily Dirt serves as a column for all Something Awful frontpage writers to write about, well, whatever they feel like putting into the Daily Dirt!