Regular blogging is stupid and "microblogging" is worse but whenever I'm stuck in traffic or bored at work or whatever I take it upon myself to save whatever I'm thinking of at the time on my twitter page. Please use your RSS podcast social network to make your computer go wild whenever I post a new update on it. THANKS BYE.
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The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
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