Regular blogging is stupid and "microblogging" is worse but whenever I'm stuck in traffic or bored at work or whatever I take it upon myself to save whatever I'm thinking of at the time on my twitter page. Please use your RSS podcast social network to make your computer go wild whenever I post a new update on it. THANKS BYE.
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What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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