Moosh you little bastard!
Oh, I get it MXLPLX, you're saying he's fat.
Do you think Paraone is a goon?
Oh Root, what is it?
Don't you Slabs The Baby
Teekun is making a thread in "Goons With Spoons."
Um, Xeper, I think you may have went too far on the JPG compression
Humanity's had to be censored.
How can we better be sold to by multinational corporations?
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
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