Moosh you little bastard!
Oh, I get it MXLPLX, you're saying he's fat.
Do you think Paraone is a goon?
Oh Root, what is it?
Don't you Slabs The Baby
Teekun is making a thread in "Goons With Spoons."
Um, Xeper, I think you may have went too far on the JPG compression
Humanity's had to be censored.
Angry and hopeless Trump voters take heart: there is a man who is out for justice for America.
People can't stop talking about this Donald Trump character. He's said a lot of crude and hateful things over the years, and demonstrated a tremendous lack of judgment, discipline and decency. If you ask me, he's not fit to be our president. In fact, he's not even fit to be mayor of Buffoontown.
Nightmares Fear Factory is BACK, baby!
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