Moosh you little bastard!
Oh, I get it MXLPLX, you're saying he's fat.
Do you think Paraone is a goon?
Oh Root, what is it?
Don't you Slabs The Baby
Teekun is making a thread in "Goons With Spoons."
Um, Xeper, I think you may have went too far on the JPG compression
Humanity's had to be censored.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
The Daily Dirt serves as a column for all Something Awful frontpage writers to write about, well, whatever they feel like putting into the Daily Dirt!