– Shmorky (@sashmorky)
Stillson's Controversial Actions During Assassination Attempt Draw Some Criticism
Ever wanted to just cram a burger into a stranger's mouth?
"Yo RZA, yo razor, hit me with the major disappointment over the consistency of this flan"
It doesn't matter who she is, all that matters is what she's holding!
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