Steve: Walt will haul this guy onto his feet and train his gun on him. "Now, start talking."
Zack: "You are sending mixed messages about talking."
Steve: Poke him with the gun. "Are you Gruber or not?"
Zack: He seems surprised. "Ja, Hans Gruber. I vas...did you open ze hatch?"
Steve: "Everyone keeps asking that. Yeah, so what?"
Zack: "Did anyone come out? Did you close it?"
Steve: Did we close it?
Steve: "Uh, well, our buddy went in there and he got all crazy looking and saw these lights. So we sort of ran away. And then we got a radio transmission from yourselves."
Zack: He doesn't like the sound of what you are saying.
Zack: "Now I have important question, bitte. Haben Sie eine Zigarette?"
Steve: I guess I'll give the guy a cigarette and take him back into the barracks. It's not a no smoking barracks is it?
Zack: Nothing was no smoking in 1944. The nurses in a maternity ward walked around with a cigarette hanging out of their mouth ashing into baby's cribs.
Steve: Back before the nanny state took over.
Zack: No, the nanny state just smoked too.
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
Editor's Note: Due to a freak power outage, this obituary of Barbara Bush was written without the benefit of research. In order to pay our respects to this great woman in a timely fashion, we have decided to post this piece as-is. We hope you forgive any errors on our part.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.