Zack: You sit Gruber down in a chair and put a cigarette in his mouth.
Steve: We need some info. Betty is going to do the talking and then I guess Walt can like write this guy's answers doing on a piece of paper. Will that work?
Steve: "What is this place?"
Zack: "A radio outpost. Ve decrypt and encrypt signals traffic."
Steve: "I've worked in like all sorts of secret radio places in England. I don't think any of them had a big spherical room full of dead bodies in the basement."
Zack: "So that's vat happened to ze Americans. Did you use ze crystal to activate it?" Steve "Maybe. Why don't you tell us what it is."
Zack: "It is ze final answer. The key to unraveling ze ultimate code. The truth to everything."
Steve: Yeah great so the truth to everything is dead bodies and a rave party that makes you crazy.
Zack: "Few can withstand the truth of the pattern."
Steve: "What do we do now? I said you said you could help us. On the radio."
Zack: He frowns and tries to figure out what you just said.
Steve: "When we came out of the hatch, I heard myself on the radio, warning me not to open the hatch. And then I said to find Gruber."
Zack: "Ja, you found me."
Steve: "Now what?"
Zack: Before he can answer, you hear a howling from outside the barracks.
The velvet hoods are now mandatory for all classes and on-campus activities. Do not remove them for any reason.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.