Zack: We might start treating puffins with a little more respect if they had shoulder-mounted particle cannons.
Steve: I treat puffins with a lot of respect already.Zack: Are you saying if they had power armor and energy weapons you wouldn't be even more respectful?
Steve: I guess, maybe, but I feel like I am running close to the maximum amount of respect I can have for puffins.
Zack: Tell it to the skull man.
The valor pigs have been looking over your uniform and trying to find fault. Time to show them how army is done!
You said to submit t-shirt ideas to this e-mail address, so here are some I have come up with.
Video games make it socially acceptable to point at Jane
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.