Zack: We might start treating puffins with a little more respect if they had shoulder-mounted particle cannons.
Steve: I treat puffins with a lot of respect already.Zack: Are you saying if they had power armor and energy weapons you wouldn't be even more respectful?
Steve: I guess, maybe, but I feel like I am running close to the maximum amount of respect I can have for puffins.
Zack: Tell it to the skull man.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.