Zack: We might start treating puffins with a little more respect if they had shoulder-mounted particle cannons.
Steve: I treat puffins with a lot of respect already.Zack: Are you saying if they had power armor and energy weapons you wouldn't be even more respectful?
Steve: I guess, maybe, but I feel like I am running close to the maximum amount of respect I can have for puffins.
Zack: Tell it to the skull man.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.