Zack: We might start treating puffins with a little more respect if they had shoulder-mounted particle cannons.
Steve: I treat puffins with a lot of respect already.Zack: Are you saying if they had power armor and energy weapons you wouldn't be even more respectful?
Steve: I guess, maybe, but I feel like I am running close to the maximum amount of respect I can have for puffins.
Zack: Tell it to the skull man.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.