Zack: We might start treating puffins with a little more respect if they had shoulder-mounted particle cannons.
Steve: I treat puffins with a lot of respect already.Zack: Are you saying if they had power armor and energy weapons you wouldn't be even more respectful?
Steve: I guess, maybe, but I feel like I am running close to the maximum amount of respect I can have for puffins.
Zack: Tell it to the skull man.
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.