Zack: A lot of the magazine is spent on stuff like this.
Steve: Fake ads?
Zack: Missed joke opportunities. They devoted an entire page to this terrible fake ad and they did not include a single joke.
Steve: Much like your articles.
Zack: Shots fucking fired Steve.
Steve: Sorry, dude, I just get a little defensive of some of this stuff. Like, this was 1987.
Zack: They had jokes back then. Maybe even more jokes.
Steve: Maybe they were just in their natural state. Like crude oil.
Zack: Yes, the crudest of oils. Homophobic oils.
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