Zack: A lot of the magazine is spent on stuff like this.
Steve: Fake ads?
Zack: Missed joke opportunities. They devoted an entire page to this terrible fake ad and they did not include a single joke.
Steve: Much like your articles.
Zack: Shots fucking fired Steve.
Steve: Sorry, dude, I just get a little defensive of some of this stuff. Like, this was 1987.
Zack: They had jokes back then. Maybe even more jokes.
Steve: Maybe they were just in their natural state. Like crude oil.
Zack: Yes, the crudest of oils. Homophobic oils.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.