Steve: Yeah, honey, I got a new job writing for BattleTechnology. I cover the laser pistols beat.
Zack: Doesn't even get a byline.
Steve: You think one man could possibly cover the entire subject of laser pistols with his reporting?
Zack: This was back in the day when literal high school notebook doodles of machine guns would make it into official gaming products.
Steve: I don't know if things have changed. Cyberpunk did that version where they had Barbie doll photos all through the book and that was like 2005.
Zack: Ah, don't remind me of that. I don't even want to talk about it.Steve: I'm just saying, dude, cut machine gun doodles some slack. They are a mainstay.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
The guns are gone. Now what happens to all those paper targets? Don't tell me you forgot about the paper targets. The ones hanging from little clips on fancy clotheslines at shooting ranges. With no guns to destroy these legions of paper bastards, they go unchecked.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.