Steve: Yeah, honey, I got a new job writing for BattleTechnology. I cover the laser pistols beat.
Zack: Doesn't even get a byline.
Steve: You think one man could possibly cover the entire subject of laser pistols with his reporting?
Zack: This was back in the day when literal high school notebook doodles of machine guns would make it into official gaming products.
Steve: I don't know if things have changed. Cyberpunk did that version where they had Barbie doll photos all through the book and that was like 2005.
Zack: Ah, don't remind me of that. I don't even want to talk about it.Steve: I'm just saying, dude, cut machine gun doodles some slack. They are a mainstay.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.