Zack: You need to take a public speaker seriously when he brings an SRM-4 to his press conference.
Zack: Because this dude is totally giving a press conference.
Steve: Mr. Ostroc! Mr. Ostroc! Is it true that you do not have enough heat sinks to compensate for your large lasers?
Zack: Uh, thank you for the chance to answer that. Actually I marked down clan heat sinks which I, uh, salvaged from some clan mechs.
Steve: Mr. Ostroc! Did you actually change your facing when your friend was out of the room so he couldn't attack you from behind?
Zack: Let's just say some mistakes were made and if anyone construed my movement phase as offensive, I apologize for that.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.