Zack: In the grim darkness of the far future there are only genderfluid mech jockeys watching snow globes.
Steve: I'm worried about that shelf of booze in the background. That doesn't look like it has adequate bracing for the weight it is holding.
Zack: Nah, I'm more concerned with the babe in the black dress staring at herself in the mirror. It's so sad. She ends up at the bar talking to herself again.
Steve: "These people don't care about anything but the snow globe."
Zack: "What's wrong with you Cynthia? Why do you keep coming to these mechwarrior bars? They're all the same."
Steve: She needs to lose these two and go to a clan bar.
Zack: They're twice as good as Inner Sphere bars, but everybody thinks you're a dick for going to one.
It's time to get a new TV. Your old one was made like two years ago, and so much has changed. You might as well be looking at a dinosaur's butthole. Why would you keep doing that, when you could be looking at a robot's butthole?
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.