Zack: I feel like the artist was told to illustrate an ape shaman and a horrible spider monster and went ahead and crammed as much boob into the picture as possible.
Steve: That's not fair though it's just being realistic. Like the woman on the left is clearly a raver lady in a corset with mondo breast implants and then the lady on the right is an Amazon woman.
Zack: With underboob and a g-string?
Steve: It is their culture.
Zack: I think I even see some singles in her garter.
Steve: You're allowed to tip, but you pay Doctor Zaius for your dance.
Zack: I'm guessing he got his medical license online.
Steve: The Asian-influenced steampunk version of Phoenix.
Zack: "You want dance with Mug Mug? I throw in biotic kale shake. Eliminate toxins from body."
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.