Zack: I feel like the artist was told to illustrate an ape shaman and a horrible spider monster and went ahead and crammed as much boob into the picture as possible.
Steve: That's not fair though it's just being realistic. Like the woman on the left is clearly a raver lady in a corset with mondo breast implants and then the lady on the right is an Amazon woman.
Zack: With underboob and a g-string?
Steve: It is their culture.
Zack: I think I even see some singles in her garter.
Steve: You're allowed to tip, but you pay Doctor Zaius for your dance.
Zack: I'm guessing he got his medical license online.
Steve: The Asian-influenced steampunk version of Phoenix.
Zack: "You want dance with Mug Mug? I throw in biotic kale shake. Eliminate toxins from body."
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.