Zack: I feel like the artist was told to illustrate an ape shaman and a horrible spider monster and went ahead and crammed as much boob into the picture as possible.
Steve: That's not fair though it's just being realistic. Like the woman on the left is clearly a raver lady in a corset with mondo breast implants and then the lady on the right is an Amazon woman.
Zack: With underboob and a g-string?
Steve: It is their culture.
Zack: I think I even see some singles in her garter.
Steve: You're allowed to tip, but you pay Doctor Zaius for your dance.
Zack: I'm guessing he got his medical license online.
Steve: The Asian-influenced steampunk version of Phoenix.
Zack: "You want dance with Mug Mug? I throw in biotic kale shake. Eliminate toxins from body."
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.