Steve: Please, Hammer, don't eat 'em!

Zack: Street Fighter has three body types: Insanely skinny like women from the 1950s, crazy muscular/big-boobed and crazy muscular, and gigantic fat guy.

Steve: Which one would you be?

Zack: Let's be fair, Steve, we're all giant fat guy.

Steve: I'm not fat.

Zack: 50s woman waistline, insanely muscular, or great big fat guy. You can only be one of those.

Steve: Alright.

Steve: Okay. Giant fat guy. Under protest.

Zack: Oh, wait until you see Protest. He weighs like 2500 pounds.

More WTF, D&D!?

This Week on Something Awful...

  • GLUT OF DOGS

    GLUT OF DOGS

    TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851

  • THE PERFECT HUMAN FORM

    THE PERFECT HUMAN FORM

    Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.

Copyright ©2016 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.