Steve: Please, Hammer, don't eat 'em!
Zack: Street Fighter has three body types: Insanely skinny like women from the 1950s, crazy muscular/big-boobed and crazy muscular, and gigantic fat guy.
Steve: Which one would you be?
Zack: Let's be fair, Steve, we're all giant fat guy.
Steve: I'm not fat.
Zack: 50s woman waistline, insanely muscular, or great big fat guy. You can only be one of those.
Steve: Okay. Giant fat guy. Under protest.
Zack: Oh, wait until you see Protest. He weighs like 2500 pounds.
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