Steve: Please, Hammer, don't eat 'em!
Zack: Street Fighter has three body types: Insanely skinny like women from the 1950s, crazy muscular/big-boobed and crazy muscular, and gigantic fat guy.
Steve: Which one would you be?
Zack: Let's be fair, Steve, we're all giant fat guy.
Steve: I'm not fat.
Zack: 50s woman waistline, insanely muscular, or great big fat guy. You can only be one of those.
Steve: Okay. Giant fat guy. Under protest.
Zack: Oh, wait until you see Protest. He weighs like 2500 pounds.
Apparently you do want to be lonely, because you defied the one rule of Farmers Only.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.