Steve: Please, Hammer, don't eat 'em!
Zack: Street Fighter has three body types: Insanely skinny like women from the 1950s, crazy muscular/big-boobed and crazy muscular, and gigantic fat guy.
Steve: Which one would you be?
Zack: Let's be fair, Steve, we're all giant fat guy.
Steve: I'm not fat.
Zack: 50s woman waistline, insanely muscular, or great big fat guy. You can only be one of those.
Steve: Okay. Giant fat guy. Under protest.
Zack: Oh, wait until you see Protest. He weighs like 2500 pounds.
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.