Steve: Please, Hammer, don't eat 'em!
Zack: Street Fighter has three body types: Insanely skinny like women from the 1950s, crazy muscular/big-boobed and crazy muscular, and gigantic fat guy.
Steve: Which one would you be?
Zack: Let's be fair, Steve, we're all giant fat guy.
Steve: I'm not fat.
Zack: 50s woman waistline, insanely muscular, or great big fat guy. You can only be one of those.
Steve: Okay. Giant fat guy. Under protest.
Zack: Oh, wait until you see Protest. He weighs like 2500 pounds.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.