Steve: Please, Hammer, don't eat 'em!

Zack: Street Fighter has three body types: Insanely skinny like women from the 1950s, crazy muscular/big-boobed and crazy muscular, and gigantic fat guy.

Steve: Which one would you be?

Zack: Let's be fair, Steve, we're all giant fat guy.

Steve: I'm not fat.

Zack: 50s woman waistline, insanely muscular, or great big fat guy. You can only be one of those.

Steve: Alright.

Steve: Okay. Giant fat guy. Under protest.

Zack: Oh, wait until you see Protest. He weighs like 2500 pounds.

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