Steve: I, uh...
Steve: Uh...I don't like this picture.
Zack: I bet you don't. The white man's biggest fear is an educated black man with a huge mace hand.
Steve: That's actually a flail.
Zack: Oh, is that what you call him? Well let's just move on because I don't want to talk about this picture with a racist anymore.
Steve: What? No! Dude the weapon is a flail!
Zack: Sure, no problem, man. If you can't handle a naked, super-muscular giant black guy with a weapon hand and possibly weapon hair, then that's on you.
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.