Steve: I, uh...
Steve: Uh...I don't like this picture.
Zack: I bet you don't. The white man's biggest fear is an educated black man with a huge mace hand.
Steve: That's actually a flail.
Zack: Oh, is that what you call him? Well let's just move on because I don't want to talk about this picture with a racist anymore.
Steve: What? No! Dude the weapon is a flail!
Zack: Sure, no problem, man. If you can't handle a naked, super-muscular giant black guy with a weapon hand and possibly weapon hair, then that's on you.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.