Steve: I, uh...
Steve: Uh...I don't like this picture.
Zack: I bet you don't. The white man's biggest fear is an educated black man with a huge mace hand.
Steve: That's actually a flail.
Zack: Oh, is that what you call him? Well let's just move on because I don't want to talk about this picture with a racist anymore.
Steve: What? No! Dude the weapon is a flail!
Zack: Sure, no problem, man. If you can't handle a naked, super-muscular giant black guy with a weapon hand and possibly weapon hair, then that's on you.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.