Steve: I, uh...
Steve: Uh...I don't like this picture.
Zack: I bet you don't. The white man's biggest fear is an educated black man with a huge mace hand.
Steve: That's actually a flail.
Zack: Oh, is that what you call him? Well let's just move on because I don't want to talk about this picture with a racist anymore.
Steve: What? No! Dude the weapon is a flail!
Zack: Sure, no problem, man. If you can't handle a naked, super-muscular giant black guy with a weapon hand and possibly weapon hair, then that's on you.
"Oh, look, it's me from the future! And there's another me, made of anti-matter! All three of us are reaching out towards the exact same point in space, our fingertips on a collision course."
Levi Johnston finally comes clean about his involvement in the Weinstein scandal and details a disgusting incident that required a green screen.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.