Steve: I, uh...
Steve: Uh...I don't like this picture.
Zack: I bet you don't. The white man's biggest fear is an educated black man with a huge mace hand.
Steve: That's actually a flail.
Zack: Oh, is that what you call him? Well let's just move on because I don't want to talk about this picture with a racist anymore.
Steve: What? No! Dude the weapon is a flail!
Zack: Sure, no problem, man. If you can't handle a naked, super-muscular giant black guy with a weapon hand and possibly weapon hair, then that's on you.
Master is troll wizard, so's if he get angry he might cast spell up on my self and bite off my whole head in one chomp.
It's true. Grimace is human. God help us, we did our best for him.
Kirk Cameron destroys the internet with his rage and jacks it to boats, hallelujah!
The famed gonzo otaku journalist writes about the death of gaming culture in 2014.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.