Zack: Black-eyed animes rising from between your knees in the bathtub.
Steve: Ahhh! If you just like glance at this thing it almost seems like it might be okay, but then you look at it a little more and you realize you can see like 3/4ths of its face and you're still only seeing one eye.Zack: Or are you seeing one giant nostril?
Steve: Ahhhh! I can't unsee it! Dang it dude!Zack: Keep the change.
TECHNICALLY A DOG - I have expertly subdivided a horse to create what is, scientifically speaking, a dog. I have done this 10 times before and plan to keep doing it forever!!! $400. 555-2466
Step One: Salvage a ridiculous chair from a race car or a fighter jet. Now it will support your ridiculous body as you play a virtual card game.
The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.