Zack: Black-eyed animes rising from between your knees in the bathtub.
Steve: Ahhh! If you just like glance at this thing it almost seems like it might be okay, but then you look at it a little more and you realize you can see like 3/4ths of its face and you're still only seeing one eye.Zack: Or are you seeing one giant nostril?
Steve: Ahhhh! I can't unsee it! Dang it dude!Zack: Keep the change.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.