Zack: Black-eyed animes rising from between your knees in the bathtub.
Steve: Ahhh! If you just like glance at this thing it almost seems like it might be okay, but then you look at it a little more and you realize you can see like 3/4ths of its face and you're still only seeing one eye.Zack: Or are you seeing one giant nostril?
Steve: Ahhhh! I can't unsee it! Dang it dude!Zack: Keep the change.
This is your typical consumer model throne. If you just want a cheap prop, it's fine. If you want to actually sit like a king, pony up the cash and get yourself a prosumer model. This entry level stuff is more for a duke or baron at best.
Do you wish to know what computers will be doing in the year to come? With a sigh I shall exert the minimal effort it takes to reveal all. Feel free to print out these predictions and share them with your friends via fax.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.