Steve: Hey, it's the Satan for those Flying Spaghetti Monster people.
Zack: Uh, no, there's no such thing as evil logic, Steve.
Steve: What about an evil robot?
Zack: Do you mean Barack Obama's secret drone program killing American citizens?
Steve: No, I mean like Chopping Mall, where the robots exploded the heads of girls running around in their panties.Zack: They were just doing what they were programmed to do. You can't be evil without free will. It's the same reason we don't execute insane people.
Steve: If you can't execute insane people then what is the point of the death penalty?Zack: Good question. Why don't you ask it to Barack Obama's secret drone program killing American citizens.
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.