Winner Most Loving Embrace Between Ultimate Warrior (RIP) and a Mythos Deity


Zack: Elizabeth submitted this excellent and creepy drawing of Ultimate Warrior wrestling Dagon which looks a little too much like pillow talk between the wrestler and the Mythos monster.

Steve: Dang though look at that intensity in Ultimate Warrior's eyes.

Zack: R'lyeh versus Warrior Nation. Can there be a winner or will we all be destroyed in the battle?

Steve: WARRIOR NATION!!! THIS MESSAGE IS TO YOU. THE GODS HAVE GRANTED ME TITANIC PROPORTIONS TO COMBAT THIS EVIL. I AM THE NIGHTMARE OF NIGHTMARES.

Zack: WHEN I MANIFEST AT ROYAL RUMBLE THE WALLS WILL CRUMBLE INTO PILES OF RUBBLE. MY BODY IS FORGED ON AN ANVIL OF PUNISHING BLOWS.

Steve: DAGON, IF YOU THINK YOU CAN STAND UP TO ME, YOU NEED TO LOOK IN THE BOOK OF TRUTH AND FIND A PICTURE OF MY SCREAMING FACE, FROM YOUR NIGHTMARES OF PANDEMONIUM.

Zack: I HAVE COME BACK FROM A PLACE NOT OF THIS PLACE. TO THIS PLACE WHERE ONLY VIOLENCE IS MY BREAD. YOU THINK YOU CAN FACE ME? YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A FACE TO FACE ME WITH.

Steve: BORROW A FACE, BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO NEED TWO AFTER I BREAK THEM BOTH.

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