Zack: Alx returns, although I have to open with the criticism that no way would Kurt Cobain ever be lame enough to wear his own shirt. It would be a Daniel Johnston shirt or a weird phrase like "me happy."
Steve: Got to move that merch.
Zack: He captured the feel of an Andy Sidaris movie with the bikini babes with machine guns and Kurt has the tonfas.
Steve: I definitely like the babes.
Zack: Yeah, they look like the sort of women who would be in a video having sex with a Shrek 3D rendering.
Steve: Not that you go looking for that sort of thing, right?
Zack: Yes, Steve, I 100% only get off to Shrek sex videos.
Steve: I know what you mean though, Kurt has a real sleaze bag look on his face.
Zack: Almost like a junkie who fights ghouls with tonfas and has seen things you wouldn't believe.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.