FIRST PLACE WINNER! CONGRATULATIONS!
Zack: This image comes from Abby, who I believe has submitted art to all of our contests.
Steve: Vanilla Ice is conjured from beyond space and time.
Zack: If you're going to summon a cosmic horror, it might as well be one that pitches macaroni and cheese.
Steve: Congratulations Abby, you are the $100 grand prize winner.
Zack: Thank you to everyone else who contributed artwork. If your art was not featured here, that doesn't necessarily mean it will not appear when we run our Hard Ticket to Baghdad module.
Steve: Come back next week for the conclusion to our Achtung! Cthulhu adventure Catch-666.
I'm thankful that the internet has a few more weeks of Net Neutrality protection before the inevitable outcome of deregulation comes to pass. I'll see you on Tier Basic, assuming you spring for the Limited Email Plan and your ISP hasn't throttled this domain.
Hey, friends! Steve Mnuchin is taking a trip to the money. Let's go with him!
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.