Zack: Steamboats, submarines, and card sharks; the title of my biography.
Steve: I wonder when the men's rights people are going to evolve from fedoras to wearing top hats again.
Zack: There was that brief period in the 1990s where all sorts of idiots were wearing huge top hats. I remember Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee specifically wearing like leopard print top hats.
Steve: I'm not talking about crazy top hats, I mean cheap, dirty top hats like their cheap, dirty fedoras.
Zack: It sounds to me like you aren't supportive of MRAs.Steve: I'm down with a hot babe on a barbarian's arm, but that doesn't mean the babe has to be a slave, do you know what I mean?
Zack: Yes, you mean you're a gender traitor who accepts the misandrist character of Homer Simpson.
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As your manager, I couldn't help but notice that productivity is a little low this month, and I think we can leverage this zombie situation to strengthen our teamwork skills.
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.