Zack: I am getting a rude boner looking at this nun's boobs with those nips.
Steve: Loving those nips. Glad they drew them on there.
Zack: Getting me all worked up with that hot action. Yeah, girl, you smack that skeleton. Smack it hard with that busted board.
Steve: She got me bustin' boards. With my board.
Zack: Can't stop looking at those nips. Is this real? Are they allowed to show us something this sexy?
Steve: It might be illegal.
Zack: I might be going to sex hell but my body loves it.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.