Zack: I am getting a rude boner looking at this nun's boobs with those nips.
Steve: Loving those nips. Glad they drew them on there.
Zack: Getting me all worked up with that hot action. Yeah, girl, you smack that skeleton. Smack it hard with that busted board.
Steve: She got me bustin' boards. With my board.
Zack: Can't stop looking at those nips. Is this real? Are they allowed to show us something this sexy?
Steve: It might be illegal.
Zack: I might be going to sex hell but my body loves it.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.