Zack: I am getting a rude boner looking at this nun's boobs with those nips.
Steve: Loving those nips. Glad they drew them on there.
Zack: Getting me all worked up with that hot action. Yeah, girl, you smack that skeleton. Smack it hard with that busted board.
Steve: She got me bustin' boards. With my board.
Zack: Can't stop looking at those nips. Is this real? Are they allowed to show us something this sexy?
Steve: It might be illegal.
Zack: I might be going to sex hell but my body loves it.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
The guns are gone. Now what happens to all those paper targets? Don't tell me you forgot about the paper targets. The ones hanging from little clips on fancy clotheslines at shooting ranges. With no guns to destroy these legions of paper bastards, they go unchecked.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.