Zack: The one thing that could cause cowboys and Indians to join forces is their mutual enemy: dinosaurs.
Steve: You know, they use every part of the tyrannosaurus.
Zack: Once these noble beasts walked the great plains, but they were hunted nearly to extinction by the white man.
Steve: The white man, AKA the Native American meteor.
Zack: Yes, it is funny to recall our ancestors' involvement in a genocide largely responsible for the continued plight of native tribes.
Steve: Oh, don't be so serious, the dinosaurs will bounce back after a couple generations of owning casinos.
Zack: Yeah, I suppose I can lighten up. After all, I am absolved of my racial guilt because I am 1/16th diplodocus.
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.