Steve: Down here all the fish is happy, as off through the waves they roll. The fish on the land ain't happy, because there are freakin' monsters all over the place.

Zack: Her bustle is rated to 50 meters. Deeper than that and you risk blowing a hoop and imploding her bloomers.

Steve: I'd implode her bloomers, if you know what I'm saying.

Zack: I doubt you even know what you're saying.

Steve: Sometimes I wish i could hang out underwater. You know, just be like a fish person or something. Like a merman.

Zack: Oh, definitely, because what could be better than escaping from this nightmare of comfort and relaxing in a lightless realm of cold where everything is horrible and wants to eat you.

Steve: I just want to jam out with Sebastian the crab.

Zack: Sure, he'll jam out. Because he wants to kill you and eat the jam out of your eyeballs.

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