Steve: Down here all the fish is happy, as off through the waves they roll. The fish on the land ain't happy, because there are freakin' monsters all over the place.
Zack: Her bustle is rated to 50 meters. Deeper than that and you risk blowing a hoop and imploding her bloomers.
Steve: I'd implode her bloomers, if you know what I'm saying.
Zack: I doubt you even know what you're saying.
Steve: Sometimes I wish i could hang out underwater. You know, just be like a fish person or something. Like a merman.
Zack: Oh, definitely, because what could be better than escaping from this nightmare of comfort and relaxing in a lightless realm of cold where everything is horrible and wants to eat you.Steve: I just want to jam out with Sebastian the crab.
Zack: Sure, he'll jam out. Because he wants to kill you and eat the jam out of your eyeballs.
The velvet hoods are now mandatory for all classes and on-campus activities. Do not remove them for any reason.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.