Zack: Everyone's a critic these days.

Zack: "These days" being 140 years ago.

Steve: Not a long line for The Voice try-outs in Deadwood.

Zack: I would love to see one of those orchestrated ugly duckling stories they always cook up on those talent competition shows where Death walks out on stage and terrifies everyone and then he sings just like Billy Holiday.

Steve: Death is the worst thing though so he would probably sing the worst songs.

Zack: Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals.

Steve: Aw, come on, you don't like his musical where everyone was a train?

Zack: You mean Starlight Express? The one time we actually need the giant bats to attack a train and they're nowhere to be seen.


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