Steve: Alright, so we've gotta confront all the dragon stuff in this book.
Zack: There's not really time to confront all of it, like the wooden dragon or the titanium dragon, but we'll do our best.
Steve: Like this chart, which talks about ages. But of course being epic and everything it has to jack things way up.
Zack: And introduce new categories.
Steve: Yeah, so now a Great Wyrm dragon can be 10 billion years old.
Zack: I love that arbitrary doubled numbers shit again. What about a 12 billion year old dragon, Craig? What then?
Steve: Don't give him any ideas. He is going to come up with new dragon categories.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.