Steve: Alright, so we've gotta confront all the dragon stuff in this book.
Zack: There's not really time to confront all of it, like the wooden dragon or the titanium dragon, but we'll do our best.
Steve: Like this chart, which talks about ages. But of course being epic and everything it has to jack things way up.
Zack: And introduce new categories.
Steve: Yeah, so now a Great Wyrm dragon can be 10 billion years old.
Zack: I love that arbitrary doubled numbers shit again. What about a 12 billion year old dragon, Craig? What then?
Steve: Don't give him any ideas. He is going to come up with new dragon categories.
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2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.