Steve: Alright, so we've gotta confront all the dragon stuff in this book.
Zack: There's not really time to confront all of it, like the wooden dragon or the titanium dragon, but we'll do our best.
Steve: Like this chart, which talks about ages. But of course being epic and everything it has to jack things way up.
Zack: And introduce new categories.
Steve: Yeah, so now a Great Wyrm dragon can be 10 billion years old.
Zack: I love that arbitrary doubled numbers shit again. What about a 12 billion year old dragon, Craig? What then?
Steve: Don't give him any ideas. He is going to come up with new dragon categories.
This isn't about harassment. It's about ethics in cat journalism.
Can you please give Golgura a trophy? How about Tallest Monster? I speak not for Golgura now. He is stepping on us villagers out of anger. In his wisdom he has flattened my son.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.