Steve: Alright, so we've gotta confront all the dragon stuff in this book.
Zack: There's not really time to confront all of it, like the wooden dragon or the titanium dragon, but we'll do our best.
Steve: Like this chart, which talks about ages. But of course being epic and everything it has to jack things way up.
Zack: And introduce new categories.
Steve: Yeah, so now a Great Wyrm dragon can be 10 billion years old.
Zack: I love that arbitrary doubled numbers shit again. What about a 12 billion year old dragon, Craig? What then?
Steve: Don't give him any ideas. He is going to come up with new dragon categories.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.