Steve: Alright, so we've gotta confront all the dragon stuff in this book.
Zack: There's not really time to confront all of it, like the wooden dragon or the titanium dragon, but we'll do our best.
Steve: Like this chart, which talks about ages. But of course being epic and everything it has to jack things way up.
Zack: And introduce new categories.
Steve: Yeah, so now a Great Wyrm dragon can be 10 billion years old.
Zack: I love that arbitrary doubled numbers shit again. What about a 12 billion year old dragon, Craig? What then?
Steve: Don't give him any ideas. He is going to come up with new dragon categories.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.