Steve: Alright, so we've gotta confront all the dragon stuff in this book.

Zack: There's not really time to confront all of it, like the wooden dragon or the titanium dragon, but we'll do our best.

Steve: Like this chart, which talks about ages. But of course being epic and everything it has to jack things way up.

Zack: And introduce new categories.

Steve: Yeah, so now a Great Wyrm dragon can be 10 billion years old.

Zack: I love that arbitrary doubled numbers shit again. What about a 12 billion year old dragon, Craig? What then?

Steve: Don't give him any ideas. He is going to come up with new dragon categories.

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