Zack: Fuck these guys.
Steve: I feel like we just reviewed FATAL.Zack: Never say that again. We simply pointed out why we were not reviewing it.
Steve: I should have kept quiet about all those emails.
Zack: If you're reading this and you made it all the way to the end: there you go, you bastards. I hope you're happy.Steve: I'm not happy.
Zack: No one will ever be happy again.
Prepare yourself for quite possibly the most effective use of "BOWL" as a sound effect.
Who needs three months of endless summer fun? You have a career!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.