Zack: Fuck these guys.

Steve: I feel like we just reviewed FATAL.

Zack: Never say that again. We simply pointed out why we were not reviewing it.

Steve: I should have kept quiet about all those emails.

Zack: If you're reading this and you made it all the way to the end: there you go, you bastards. I hope you're happy.

Steve: I'm not happy.

Zack: No one will ever be happy again.

– Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner (@sexyfacts4u)

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