Zack: One picture of science fiction stuff wasn't enough. I think we should take a minute to really celebrate a few of Frank's best sci-fi paintings.
Steve: It doesn't get much more epic than that, dude. Space fighters, multiple planets in the sky, space city, and to top it all off he still found time to include some super fine babe strutting her stuff with some sort of atomic blaster.
Zack: I'd rearrange her atoms any day of the week.
Zack: "I knew I shouldn't have dropped that acid before space fight."
Steve: If you're going to get shot down on some asteroid it might as well be the one populated by the hot, naked fairies.
Zack: Yeah, although any sort of moon or asteroid woman is usually a trap where you end up swallowed in some alien seed pod or a slave to the ant queen.
Steve: Buttlesluts Girlasstica.
Zack: They're probably scrambling the alert fighters to chase down the robot that stole their panties.
Steve: No way can you wear panties with a uniform like that.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.