Steve: Once again, Frank Frazetta: feminist.
Zack: In Soviet oldmeme, giant girl has ape.
Steve: Why would they attack her? That'd be like the best day in New York ever.
Zack: "Lady, c'mon. Stop swinging that gorilla at us! We're just tryin' to take your picture for the news reels!"
Steve: I've had several dreams that started this way.
Zack: How did they end?
Steve: Usually with my mom's head on a snake's body and she swallows me and inside her stomach my boss is there and he tells me I was late to work so I'm fired.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.