Steve: Once again, Frank Frazetta: feminist.
Zack: In Soviet oldmeme, giant girl has ape.
Steve: Why would they attack her? That'd be like the best day in New York ever.
Zack: "Lady, c'mon. Stop swinging that gorilla at us! We're just tryin' to take your picture for the news reels!"
Steve: I've had several dreams that started this way.
Zack: How did they end?
Steve: Usually with my mom's head on a snake's body and she swallows me and inside her stomach my boss is there and he tells me I was late to work so I'm fired.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
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Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.