Steve: Once again, Frank Frazetta: feminist.

Zack: In Soviet oldmeme, giant girl has ape.

Steve: Why would they attack her? That'd be like the best day in New York ever.

Zack: "Lady, c'mon. Stop swinging that gorilla at us! We're just tryin' to take your picture for the news reels!"

Steve: I've had several dreams that started this way.

Zack: How did they end?

Steve: Usually with my mom's head on a snake's body and she swallows me and inside her stomach my boss is there and he tells me I was late to work so I'm fired.

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