Steve: Once again, Frank Frazetta: feminist.
Zack: In Soviet oldmeme, giant girl has ape.
Steve: Why would they attack her? That'd be like the best day in New York ever.
Zack: "Lady, c'mon. Stop swinging that gorilla at us! We're just tryin' to take your picture for the news reels!"
Steve: I've had several dreams that started this way.
Zack: How did they end?
Steve: Usually with my mom's head on a snake's body and she swallows me and inside her stomach my boss is there and he tells me I was late to work so I'm fired.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.