Steve: A Tool video approaches.
Zack: You can get a lot of mileage out of classic monsters and gory monsters, but nothing is as scary as a monster that doesn't make visual sense.
Steve: I guess it would be scary to get strangled by this thing. Right as you're blacking out that big stomach mouth would open up and start gumming your arm.
Zack: The best way to describe this monster is that it looks like all of the birth defects a baby can get from thalidomide, minus the baby.
Zack: "You enter the room full of drawers and the S&M vinyl man crawls backwards across the ceiling to the metronome of a ticking clock. A sexless collection of genetic disorders approaches you from the darkness. It appears to want to strangle your neck."
Steve: Seems like I've been here before! Seems so familiar! Seems like I'm slipping...into a dream within a dreaaaam!
The guns are gone. Now what happens to all those paper targets? Don't tell me you forgot about the paper targets. The ones hanging from little clips on fancy clotheslines at shooting ranges. With no guns to destroy these legions of paper bastards, they go unchecked.
Grimy horror growler Rob Zombie's scariest music videos finally ranked to warn your children.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.