Steve: Check out those tiny dudes running away. They don't mess around with their monster trucks in the future.
Zack: In the grim wasteland of the future, only two garbage trucks survive, and they are as big as mountains.
Steve: Two trucks, one garbage route, and everything is on the line, including the survival of humanity.
Zack: And don't bother separating your recycling, because it all gets dumped into the same inferno of hatred that fuels these two sanitation warriors.
Steve: But no yard waste! That truck comes on a different day and it's actually a radioactive spider, not a truck.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
The guns are gone. Now what happens to all those paper targets? Don't tell me you forgot about the paper targets. The ones hanging from little clips on fancy clotheslines at shooting ranges. With no guns to destroy these legions of paper bastards, they go unchecked.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.