Steve: See! This one isn't about boobs. You can only see like, at most, half of one boob. And it's a chrome boob, so in my opinion you could see the whole thing and it only counts as half a boob.
Steve: This one is a classic!
Zack: Yeah, alright, you got me. When I think of Heavy Metal I do pretty much automatically picture a Sorayama chrome robot lady.Steve: Back when it was okay to be turned on by robots.
Zack: That's really all that needs to be taught in schools about the 1980s.
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
Hungry? Try looking around for a little something called ASTRONAUT FOOD. Or you can hold out until you get to Pluto and look for some berries... if you want to starve to death!
We'd like to thank Mr. Elba for taking the time to make this possible.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.