First Meta Commentary About Gross Heavy Metal Fans
March, 1983


Steve: Oh, I get it, because we're all a bunch of blobby space goops watching sexy people and being gross. Nice choice, dude.

Zack: Actually I just thought it was saying Heavy Metal fans are "far out." But we can go with yours if you'd prefer.

Steve: I'd prefer to run you over with Keith's PT Cruiser.

Zack: He got a PT Cruiser? I didn't know those things were still on the road.

Steve: He bought it on ebay from a murder scene auction.

Zack: Someone was killed in his car?

Steve: No. His car was used to kill someone.


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