Steve: Oh, I get it, because we're all a bunch of blobby space goops watching sexy people and being gross. Nice choice, dude.
Zack: Actually I just thought it was saying Heavy Metal fans are "far out." But we can go with yours if you'd prefer.Steve: I'd prefer to run you over with Keith's PT Cruiser.
Zack: He got a PT Cruiser? I didn't know those things were still on the road.
Steve: He bought it on ebay from a murder scene auction.
Zack: Someone was killed in his car?
Steve: No. His car was used to kill someone.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.