Zack: Stretchy heroes always struck me as the lowest tier of superhero.
Steve: It would be a fun power to have, but maybe not that cool compared to some other super powers.
Zack: There's a simple question to determine whether or not a super power is shitty.
Zack: Just ask: is this better than a gun?
Steve: If you need to reach something up on a really high shelf then being elastic is better than a gun.
Zack: Yeah, but if a guy had a gun and another guy is stretchy and they have to kill each other, which would you rather be?
Steve: It depends on the circumstances. If we have to fight each other in a series of chambers linked by tiny tunnels then I would rather be the stretchy guy.
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