Zack: Stretchy heroes always struck me as the lowest tier of superhero.
Steve: It would be a fun power to have, but maybe not that cool compared to some other super powers.
Zack: There's a simple question to determine whether or not a super power is shitty.
Zack: Just ask: is this better than a gun?
Steve: If you need to reach something up on a really high shelf then being elastic is better than a gun.
Zack: Yeah, but if a guy had a gun and another guy is stretchy and they have to kill each other, which would you rather be?
Steve: It depends on the circumstances. If we have to fight each other in a series of chambers linked by tiny tunnels then I would rather be the stretchy guy.
More fake science from the mainstream scientists: Dr. Schrodinger claims cat is dead, but cat is alive and a dog.
Yeah, I went there. And I'll go there again. Don't believe me? I'm there ALREADY.
These all just look like normal cats to me.
From what I understand, this genre is about getting eaten by crocodiles. I excel at this.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.