Zack: Stretchy heroes always struck me as the lowest tier of superhero.
Steve: It would be a fun power to have, but maybe not that cool compared to some other super powers.
Zack: There's a simple question to determine whether or not a super power is shitty.
Zack: Just ask: is this better than a gun?
Steve: If you need to reach something up on a really high shelf then being elastic is better than a gun.
Zack: Yeah, but if a guy had a gun and another guy is stretchy and they have to kill each other, which would you rather be?
Steve: It depends on the circumstances. If we have to fight each other in a series of chambers linked by tiny tunnels then I would rather be the stretchy guy.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.