Zack: I inherited my hair from my father, my ears from my mother, and this giant thong from the 50-foot woman.
Steve: He has the best shoulder hearing of any species.
Zack: Inheritor's main enemy is Estate Tax.
Steve: What's his costume?
Zack: An Uncle Sam suit with a burglar mask and a big sack with a dollar sign on it.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.