Zack: I inherited my hair from my father, my ears from my mother, and this giant thong from the 50-foot woman.
Steve: He has the best shoulder hearing of any species.
Zack: Inheritor's main enemy is Estate Tax.
Steve: What's his costume?
Zack: An Uncle Sam suit with a burglar mask and a big sack with a dollar sign on it.
It's time to get a new TV. Your old one was made like two years ago, and so much has changed. You might as well be looking at a dinosaur's butthole. Why would you keep doing that, when you could be looking at a robot's butthole?
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.