Zack: I inherited my hair from my father, my ears from my mother, and this giant thong from the 50-foot woman.
Steve: He has the best shoulder hearing of any species.
Zack: Inheritor's main enemy is Estate Tax.
Steve: What's his costume?
Zack: An Uncle Sam suit with a burglar mask and a big sack with a dollar sign on it.
Apparently you do want to be lonely, because you defied the one rule of Farmers Only.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.