Zack: I inherited my hair from my father, my ears from my mother, and this giant thong from the 50-foot woman.

Steve: He has the best shoulder hearing of any species.

Zack: Inheritor's main enemy is Estate Tax.

Steve: What's his costume?

Zack: An Uncle Sam suit with a burglar mask and a big sack with a dollar sign on it.


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