Zack: I inherited my hair from my father, my ears from my mother, and this giant thong from the 50-foot woman.
Steve: He has the best shoulder hearing of any species.
Zack: Inheritor's main enemy is Estate Tax.
Steve: What's his costume?
Zack: An Uncle Sam suit with a burglar mask and a big sack with a dollar sign on it.
Sir Mix-a-Lot's classic follow up to "Baby Got Back" has serious unintended consequences.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.