Zack: Pop That Corn!
Zack: I can only imagine the remedial science fair project that produced shooting a dude with lasers.
Steve: If I'd had lasers and a creepy golem dude 8th grade would have been so much cooler.Zack: Hypothesis: Sinister mummy man will be totally PISSED OFF by lasers.
Steve: Method: shot him with lasers.
Zack: Conclusion: Yep.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
Starting a company is difficult for anyone - doubly so if you happen to be a monster. Make the most of your unique situation with a clever business name to catch the customer's eye.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.