Zack: Pop That Corn!
Zack: I can only imagine the remedial science fair project that produced shooting a dude with lasers.
Steve: If I'd had lasers and a creepy golem dude 8th grade would have been so much cooler.Zack: Hypothesis: Sinister mummy man will be totally PISSED OFF by lasers.
Steve: Method: shot him with lasers.
Zack: Conclusion: Yep.
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gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.