Zack: Pop That Corn!
Zack: I can only imagine the remedial science fair project that produced shooting a dude with lasers.
Steve: If I'd had lasers and a creepy golem dude 8th grade would have been so much cooler.Zack: Hypothesis: Sinister mummy man will be totally PISSED OFF by lasers.
Steve: Method: shot him with lasers.
Zack: Conclusion: Yep.
Be on the lookout for these armed and dangerous oldsters.
Instead of complaining about the cold, ask yourself where Spring has been all this time.
Kurt Cobain and gang finally learn the truth behind Morton Downey's evil scheme.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.