Zack: Pop That Corn!

Zack: I can only imagine the remedial science fair project that produced shooting a dude with lasers.

Steve: If I'd had lasers and a creepy golem dude 8th grade would have been so much cooler.

Zack: Hypothesis: Sinister mummy man will be totally PISSED OFF by lasers.

Steve: Method: shot him with lasers.

Zack: Conclusion: Yep.

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