Zack: LOAD MINDFREAK.EXE...Steve: Up until about 2003 this is what a stroke felt like.
Zack: What happened in 2003?
Steve: Everybody switched to flat screens.
Zack: Also George W. Bush, pictured, took us into Iraq. The biggest foreign policy blunder of an American president until Obama signed that armistice with the bone masters.
Steve: They only respect strength.Zack: I wonder if a Plainclothes Cop can also be a bone master.
Steve: Can a skeleton wear mom jeans?
Zack: It's all about the evil, evil belts.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
The guns are gone. Now what happens to all those paper targets? Don't tell me you forgot about the paper targets. The ones hanging from little clips on fancy clotheslines at shooting ranges. With no guns to destroy these legions of paper bastards, they go unchecked.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.