Steve: Aaahhhhhh! Bloody hooter!
Zack: I imagined that as the sound of refreshment of someone chugging a soda.
Steve: Refreshed by the cool, crisp taste of bloody hooters.
Zack: Those don't really seem bloody, just spooky. I believe a bloody hooter is a subset of a spooky hooter.
Steve: Quite a subset hubba hubba.
Steve: Now I want you to imagine 13 year old me standing in a hobby shop, flipping the book open, and right there BOOM he sees this evil red picture of boobs.
Zack: It's a sea change.
Steve: What's that?
Zack: You see change and you eat it.
TEH SOCIAL MEDIA FASTBOOK STOLE MY DATA. SOLD IT TOO A HOG CON GAME. WHERED MY DATA GO??>? WHO TEH HELL KNOWS! IM IN DIGITAL HELL
Games Workshop is looking for samples from aspiring Warhammer authors. Since my biggest dream in life is to have a book published, I put together this submission. Fingers crossed!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.