Steve: Aaahhhhhh! Bloody hooter!
Zack: I imagined that as the sound of refreshment of someone chugging a soda.
Steve: Refreshed by the cool, crisp taste of bloody hooters.
Zack: Those don't really seem bloody, just spooky. I believe a bloody hooter is a subset of a spooky hooter.
Steve: Quite a subset hubba hubba.
Steve: Now I want you to imagine 13 year old me standing in a hobby shop, flipping the book open, and right there BOOM he sees this evil red picture of boobs.
Zack: It's a sea change.
Steve: What's that?
Zack: You see change and you eat it.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.