Steve: Aaahhhhhh! Bloody hooter!

Zack: I imagined that as the sound of refreshment of someone chugging a soda.

Steve: Refreshed by the cool, crisp taste of bloody hooters.

Zack: Those don't really seem bloody, just spooky. I believe a bloody hooter is a subset of a spooky hooter.

Steve: Quite a subset hubba hubba.

Zack: Gross.

Steve: Now I want you to imagine 13 year old me standing in a hobby shop, flipping the book open, and right there BOOM he sees this evil red picture of boobs.

Zack: It's a sea change.

Steve: What's that?

Zack: You see change and you eat it.

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