Steve: Oh, no way, I don't care for this one at all. Bugs AND teddy bears?
Zack: The 1990s was the decade where we rediscovered our collective fondness for children's toys turned into horror objects. Burned dolls, bugs on teddy bears, maybe a burned doll head with a bug on it.Steve: All of that stuff still scares me. It's like, teddy bears are kind of creepy, but put a bug on that teddy bear? How'd that happen? No thank you.
Zack: Now think about this, Steve: what if that bug-covered teddy bear was also...bloody!?
Steve: Like a hooter?
Zack: Yes, exactly like a hooter.
Zack: I just imagined the refreshment sound again.
Dissatisfied Star Wars fans have taken the women out of the Last Jedi with a new fan edit. They won't stop there.
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
We'd like to thank Mr. Elba for taking the time to make this possible.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.