Zack:" Hey, uh, anybody seen my other skeleton arm? No? Okay...sorry about the wall."
Lowtax: What the hell is going on here?
Lowtax: An octopus / clock hybrid, a clocktopus, just got busted during basement remodeling
Zack: It is the human condition. The inevitability of our demise. Time, death, tentacles.
Zack: I like to think the clocktopus is interrupting a stand up set.
Lowtax: "Honey I'm going to knock down this and wall and just OH MY GOD, COME DOWN HERE, I JUST FOUND SOMETHING RETARDED"
Zack: What do you do when this thing hops out of your wall?
Lowtax: I think the skeleton is doing something improper to its lower region
Zack: Call the police?
Lowtax: CLOCKTOPUS: "Hey buddy, gimmie a hand! Ha ha get it? Because both of mine are missing? Aw shit, well the joke would be better if there wasn't a hand right in front of me"
Zack: CLOCKTOPUS: "Has this ever happened to you? You're flying through the infinite black space between the walls of reality when suddenly a skeleton smacks right into your clock face and breaks it. It's like, of all the infinite black, you had to be right in my way? What are the odds?"
Zack: "And that's how your mother and I met"
Zack: She was a prancer laid off from the graveyard because some illegal stole her job and I was a quantum leaping clock with octopus arms. They say opposites attract, but I don't even know what that is.
Lowtax: Oh, I see. We've come full circle. Now we're back in chubby naked racist demon's mancave.
Zack: It's called a "callback" do I need to smash through a wall at the Comedy Store and explain it to you?
Lowtax: Don't bother, just come through the doorway, there's nothing stopping you anymore.
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.